Oh! The outside world! Right. Been missing it due to a large volume of work. Let's see what's happening...
"News:" Death. Insanity. Death. War. Death. Calamity. Death. Inequality. Death. Terror. Death. New Fall Season.
Madness plagues humankind. Could a better hell be crafted?
(...later, after supper:)
Of course, dude! Human-level invention consistently trumps the bland imagination of the universe.