What you're doing this weekend.You're going to see Zardoz at The Roxie at 12:30pm on Saturday afternoon. (June 9.) You will watch an oily, hairy, mid 40s Sean Connery bravely wade through a turgid, psychedelic, science-fluketion masterpiece.
You will be amazed at the more-bizarre-than-Putney-Swope spectacle that lies prone on its celluloid bed: a swarthy, cheesy come-hither-sneering piece of beefcake slowly uncoiling its sweaty, manly thighs to reveal a so-bad-it's-bad cinematic tumescence.
You will also buy popcorn.