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What you're doing this weekend.

You're going to see Zardoz at The Roxie at 12:30pm on Saturday afternoon. (June 9.) You will watch an oily, hairy, mid 40s Sean Connery bravely wade through a turgid, psychedelic, science-fluketion masterpiece.

You will be amazed at the more-bizarre-than-Putney-Swope spectacle that lies prone on its celluloid bed: a swarthy, cheesy come-hither-sneering piece of beefcake slowly uncoiling its sweaty, manly thighs to reveal a so-bad-it's-bad cinematic tumescence.

You will also buy popcorn.

posted at June 10, 2006, 4:27 AM


  • At 8:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    before there was rocky horror picture show, there was zardoz[grin].

  • At 8:40 AM, Anonymous Evan M said…

    Oh Jesus Christ that movie is terrible and awesome. I guess "awesome" in its literal interpretation just about covers it.

  • At 12:40 PM, Blogger yahooza said…

    thanks for upsetting my weekend. i'm going to hurl now.

    can you add some description about his bulge?

    *up chuckin'*

  • At 9:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sean is so beautiful.

  • At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sean Connery is so beautiful.

  • At 10:56 AM, Blogger yougogirl said…

    Thanks. I will have nightmares of this picture.


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